It's unfair that women have almost completely cornered the fairy universe, as a matter of fact, I'm very jealous and no longer care about how effeminate it makes you all think of me. But then again, I wouldn't be Pappy the White if I didn't believe in fictional creatures like Fairies (or are they really fictional). When I think about it, the most famous fairy of all time has to be Tinkerbell and her best friend was Peter Pan who is also a beep carrying member of the society. I also do not like the idea of ownership when it comes to beautiful creatures like fairies so I consider my fairy a buddy.
So, without wasting any more time let me introduce my amazing fairy to you all. Yes, I'm very much a guy that doesn't find it emasculating to have a fairy as a friend, although my fairy buddy is also very male. Rumour has it that the Greeks called the male counterpart of fairies Satyr but that sounds like so much stress so I'm just going to stick with the term fairy.
My fairy has been with me for the past 20 plus years, his name is Kuro which can be translated to mean stark in my local language Ijaw. Stark has been my best buddy for the longest time, mainly because we are polar opposites. So sit back and chillax while I tell you all about Kuro the Black as I fondly call him.
Kuro is a somewhat evil and grumpy fairy, nothing seems to make him happy, especially me. He is always trying to spot all the things I do wrong and how I could have done them better, and even when I make an effort to do it the way he wants (which I rarely do) he doesn't even flinch or show any sign of excitement. I know he loves me and doesn't want to see me get hurt but his counsel is always very dark.
Kuro is always hovering over my head putting pixie dust all over my clothing, black pixie dust I might add that makes people constantly ask me why I keep getting black sand all over my clothing. Kuro can only be seen by me and as such he is to blame whenever I act in an unruly fashion because I would be definitely living out one of his evil machinations.
Kuro always wishes he was human and thinks I'm messing up such a great opportunity living a peaceful and boring life. He tells me if he was human he would be a billionaire, drive flashy cars and probably start World War III. For this, I'm grateful he is a fairy and I hope it remains that way Because Kuro is always full of ideas.
Kuro is a dark-skinned fairy with a very good build, he also has Legolas looking Elvish ears. He likes to kid himself that he is the most handsome fairy that ever lived but I never pay attention to anything he says. He is always adorned in a beautiful black robe that for some reason always remains clean even though I have never seen him take a shower. His wings are also dark with a little bit of fairy spark to it.
Kuro might have a somewhat negative demeanour but he still is my best friend, he makes getting bad counsel very easy for me. I wonder if there would be any excitement in my life without him.
PS; He loves female fairies a whole lot, so maybe we can arrange for a lunch date with whoever wants their fairy to have a great time.
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