Did you know that since last Monday I had launched a contest easier than go to hell to win about $30 dollars free of dust and straw? No? Nope? you didn't know?
What the fuck! this happens to you for being distracted and not being attentive of what you should stay attentive chump. You already missed that piece of cake, that free for nothing, that giveaway, that sandgrouse, that mangüangüa.
¿Did you want an easier contest than that?
Yeh, yeh, yeh! I have to admit that most of my contests are not as easy as this one. They are generally more complex, tangled, and difficult to win. But what the hell, at such a distinguished week for die hard consumers, it suddenly occurred to me to throw the house out the window and this time make it easier for the participants to rob my wallet. And yet most missed it! ¡WTF!
Don't look at me ugly now, that I did everything possible so that people found out about this easy to win and fun contest. I shared it on almost every server on Discord.
I announced it yelling through a megaphone while touring through all the slums of the blockchain while onboard of a truck selling vegetables.
I rented a friend's plane to throw a ton of flyers and leaflets thru the air throughout all towns and cities of the Hive blockchain to promote this easy-peasy contest.
Three days later on Thanksgiving day, I even posted a second post reminding everyone about this generous contest. Check it out!
"This contest started last Monday and will end next Monday at midnight. So hurry up, you still have time to participate. By clicking here you can see what the contest is all about and what are the simple rules to enter. Some easy Hive is waiting for you!"
And still you missed it again. What the hell else did you want me to do fucker?
Well, today and at this time the contest is over. And now I have to choose the winner. A thingy that is going to be more difficult than sweep a ladder upward. Because I only had two contestants... erm... participants, I mean.
I was actually thinking of declaring the contest void of winners. Like many of the others that I have done before due to lack of quorum, lack of participants and contestants. But those contests I had released previously were tough. This one was easier than peeling tangerines to win the first prize. And yeah, you missed it.
And I was thinking of declaring this contest desert, because in reality there was no such contest, there was no competition, there was no wild bids, there was no quorum, there was not real participation, there was no power to call, nobody re-blogged the post. And there were only two Memes and neither made me laugh.
Oh! wadda conundrum, wadda dilemma!
What I'm gonna do, what I'm gonna do now? Uhm, erm... alright! I think my muse already has arrived and she advises me to divide the $30 worth prize equally among the only two participants/contestants I've had. 
Just for their pleasant gesture, cordiality, sense of humor and attention to my contests they indeed deserve everything good in the pink Cranky Gandalf world.
So check your wallets pretty boys. That you must already have a brand new 5 liquid Hives in your posh purses to powerup tomorrow on #HPUD, purchase a half ass Punk, send me some virtual !Pizza, !Beer & !LUV or even returning my freaking five Hives back if the result of this contest has made you mad.
¡Because everything is possible in this world!
Shit! you have to see how evil is my muse. She told me not to share this. But as you know, I am not someone easy to be commanded. She suggested that I share the prize equally between my two only contestants, just to punish all the other distracted users who missed this contest so she later can get to watch them ranting for being so fools of not checking my blog daily. And well... ¡I pleased her! };)