When I was 18 I did the biggest stupidity of my life, I tattooed a huge sausage on my ass, I do not even know where the idea came from, I just remember that I was very drunk with my friends and one of them suggested we get a tattoo by the friendship that united us. Total that I did, I tattooed that crap. So today I'm in a tattoo shop to see what can be done. While I wait, the girl next to me asks if it's my first time here, I answer yes and I tell her what I'm coming from, she apparently has enough experience so I dare to ask her advice, showing her my horrible tattoo, She smiles and says: "The best for your case is Alan, he covered my ex name that he had foolishly marked me, trust him look what he did to me, lift his blouse a bit and show me a beautiful tattoo adding that It does not even look like he was covering another tattoo. I praise him and smile to myself, I have come to the right place.