"Bredlik" Meme Contest

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I didn't expect bredliks to be as difficult as they apparently were for some people participating in this contest.

We had many entries, several good ones, but a lot that didn't fit the "bredlik" form at all. That happens. Anyway there were still enough to name some winners (although for some, we accepted slight deviation from the form, as long as the general structure still fit).

And here come the winning bredliks!

Hive account@kex (20 SBD/10 Steem), excellent bredlik that illustrates how I was partly feeling while reading some entries:

My naem is meme
And let me tel
Yu broht me her
Tis place is hel
I se te tings
thei writ for pelf
I red one mor
I kil myeself.

Hive account@lemony-cricket (10 SBD/5 Steem) chose to take a topic about blockchain-politics:

my name hijeen
my speshul art
is drawing lynes
apon a chart
i makes the bots
that say im kewl
ten tiems a day
i raep the pool

Hive account@spacefarer (10 SBD/5 Steem) certainly "killed us dead" by making us laugh:

my naym is space
am very old
and tho I'm huge
most void en cold
and men or cow
of any bred
u betta stay:
i kill ya ded.

Hive account@crystalll (10 SBD/5 Steem) did a good job following the bredlik rules:

mi naem is steph
en wen you read
the poem ah wryte
you'll noe i lead
en pack your bags
to head back home
I maek the rules
I let you roam

Hive account@geekpowered (10 SBD/5 Steem) funny "steem" bredlik, although he didn't follow the "I [do][the thing]" structure for the last line:

my naym is steem
I am crypto
I pay you write
wit upvote doe
but you vote shit
and buy vote bot
best post you make
go chamber pot

Hive account@preciousmumy (10 SBD/5 Steem) some syllables too much, but still a decent bredlik:

mi naem is presh
en wen you feel
the heat ah bring
you'll know the deal
en let's be frank
to make sure i win
I play no prank
I write from within

Hive account@celestal (10 SBD/5 Steem) another blockchain-related bredlik! The form fits well, the phonetics are a bit off:

mi naym is weil
en lav mennou
they want be me
"fol for follou?"
nou I flag yu
their dreem is ded
I eet smal fis
I increes rep

Hive account@soulsisters (10 SBD/5 Steem) has some syllable issues too, but it's still a good bredlik:

my nyme is jul
en wen you hear
the sounds ah make
u canurt bear
coz wen i sing
no fella competes
I noe my music
I rep d classics

Hive account@sco (10 SBD/5 Steem) the phonetics seem a bit German ;) But that can happen:

sco
I’m noun as Scou,
I nouu yu’ve heard
but I doun’t nouu
iyf I can dou
ai guud bredlik
wiyth all courrect
bouut hier iy diyd
'least I suohspect

Rewards will be distributed shortly after posting the results! Thanks to those who participated, we had a lot of fun - also with writing our own bredliks:

Hive account@reggaemuffin