Rules
Write a funny suggestion for 'Bad Public Toilet Etiquette' in a comment below. The contest will be open for at least 24 hours from the time of posting. For example:
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Flushing the urinal of the guy next to you when he's still in the middle of using it
You may enter multiple times, just make sure they're separate comments for each 1 liner you come up with.
I will choose 5 winners and maybe some honorable mentions that made me laugh the hardest. I will also favor newer users over more established Steemians. Each person can only win once.
When playing along, please vote up some of the lines that made you laugh the most so they will become more visible for others.
Come up with original jokes and have fun!
Rewards
ALL the authorship rewards will be shared among the winners PLUS whatever curation and voting rewards your comments receive PLUS however much you get in the mail from the government for pretending your grandmother is still alive. Rewards will be sent when payout is received for this post.
If you make a good impression and have some quality articles on your blog you'll likely win some followers including me! The purpose of this competition is to discover some hidden comedy writing talent on this platform who could use a boost in popularity.
Upvote and Resteem if you want to support discovering newer writers. Please also read through some of the comments to upvote your favorite lines.
I write some satirical articles myself, so please have a look at them if you're interested. Follow me
