In the jungle , monkey lights up a big fat joint and while enjoying the tranquility of the moment, the lizzard passes by. "Hey monkey" says the lizzard ,"whaz up", "Hey liz! Come join the joint". So the lizzard takes a couple of good ones , and feels a bit dizzy and a LOT thirsty. "Hey monk, im wasted! Im going to the lake to get a zip."
So the lizzard reaches the soar and there is the crocodile. "Hey liz, whaz up?"
"Oh man, im wasted! The monkey shared that fat joint and ibarely crawled my self here."
"Really?!" said the croc. "Im going to check it out."
Few minutes later, the crocodile finds the monkey with the joint hanging on his mouth.
"Whaz up monk!"
The monkey opens his eyes wide and with a tremple voice he says: "What the fuck liz, you drink the whole lake ?"