Bud: Do you think there's a doggie dating service out there?
Me: Why?
Bud: I'm craving canine companionship.
Me: There's already two other dogs in this house.
Bud: What's you point?
Me: You barely tolerate them.
Bud: One is older than dirt. The other is dumber than a box of rocks.
Me: So you want me to find you some rocket-scientist poodle?
Bud: Now we're talking...but...could you make her a Yorkie?