Yes, it's a terrible pun. No, I'm not sorry for it. And Cosmo? He just has no fucks to give. Because he's Cosmo. Stick a paper bowl on his head? Sure, whatever. It's now his rockin' new hat. Because Cosmo is Cosmo and Cosmo can make anything look good.
Just a few of the things you can put on him: Pizza boxes, pet rats, rabbits, computer speakers, origami cranes, kittens, books (open or closed), TV remotes, game controllers, laptops (preferably the lightweight ones, and make sure to take them apart and clean the internals often, his fur kills fans if you don't), cellphones, handheld game consoles... The list goes on and on.
I wouldn't recommend leaving your snacks on him though, he'll just steal them all. Thieving little bastard. ♡
