Blue Balls Penis (My Entry To The Crayon Contest By @erodedthoughts)

This art post is an entry to the Crayon Contest run by a loser known on steemit as Hive account@erodedthoughts. A loser btw who still owes me a steemit beer opener! (for more info about the contest please go to this link: Crayon Contest ~ Everybody wins)

Ok, now for my entry... Here's what I came up with....

My Entry

And now that you have seen my entry, here's the fun part. When Hive account@erodedthoughts announced the contest my first thought was:

"Damn, too bad I don't have any crayons and I am too lazy to buy some, that would be a super easy post to make, all I need is to draw a dick!"..

Like the good ol' lazy I am I immediately came with a battle plan!

I messaged Hive account@ruth-girl and asked her if she has any crayons.. Here's more or less the dialogue that followed:

— Do you have any crayons?
— Yeah... Is it for Hive account@erodedthoughts blah blah?
— Yeah, I need a favor plox!
— What do you want you filthy animal?
— After you are finished with your entry, can you draw a dick, take a photo and send it to me? Nothing fancy, just a dick!
— It's the least I can Hive account@trumpman, you are so awesome, beautiful, generous, handsome and well-endowed, it will be an honor and a privilege to draw a dick for you!

A few hours later I got a message from Hive account@ruth-girl with all the photos above! I am awesome, right ? :D

Still, an entry is an entry! And Hive account@erodedthoughts you still owe me that steemit beer opener!