@shey-dawn lured me away from the computer to post something stupid on my account. She’s a changeling. Watch yourself, @shey-dawn and don’t trust me for a long, long, long time. I’m gonna get’cha back!

She sits surrounded by her houseplants. They were once a verdant mini jungle and are now brown and crisp. The few green fronds are more by accident than design. She has not watered any for longer than