Trump has a sexy rump
I wanna watch it take a dump
I wanna watch him and Ivanka hump the couch
I wanna watch Donnie J. Trump drip on the sheets
I wanna look at it closely and work it all with my fingers
I wanna make out with him on top
While my son occupies the shaky hole between his legs
I wanna watch every bead of sweat fall from his small head
And when I thrust into him it feels as if I'm beginning
To have an orgasm
A peeing orgasm
My boy Trump is wetter
Than a better looking tennis player's mother
Too bad he ain't got a bigger dick
But real men don't need big cocks
And Trump has vision
I wrap my arm around his back and hold him tight
Then I pull him by the hair of his hairless neck and say
Stay with me now Donnie
And keep the molehill bubbling
Make the molehill leak
Fuck your world now
I claim this desk
The pages on the desk blot with semen
And finally our nation has a leader
It only took 40 god forsaken years
A historic night for America
Like an Egyptian Pharaoh lifting a brand new pyramid
Or a Hindu deity lifting the universe just a little higher
I take this dick and lift it toward the heavens
Thank you Lord for the great victory