Hello, dear China lover!
This publication is dedicated to singing the praise of great Emperor Xi and his church, the CCP. We will show you how great China is, how peaceful and well-meaning. We will show you the wisdom of Emperor Xi. We will show you that the CCP is the one and only true religion, which all human beings will (have to) follow, sooner or later.
Be prepared to experience Chinese wonders and innovation. Be prepared to learn how to love China correctly. Be prepared to adore the CCP. Be prepared to kowtow to Emperor Xi.
Now the Emperor of China, tomorrow, the world.
The sleeping giant is awake! But don't be scared, world! China's rule will be peaceful. Ultimately, after all resistance is gently crushed under giant Chinese boots: Pax Sinica!
And it will cost just the lives of a few hundred million oppressors. All will be fine!
We will teach you how not to hurt the feelings of the Chinese people. We will teach you how to say the right things about China. We will teach you how to understand the truth about China. We will teach you how to praise Emperor Xi.
If you embrace China, China will embrace you. Just imagine: The embrace of a dragon! What could go wrong?
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