A sign that said "creative dentistry" struck me funny. Forgive me for writing about this again, but I've added new bits to it. Do I really need a guy with a beret to come out with a beautiful false tooth to show me? "This madigascar rosewood with a speck of Pteridactyl bone." It should fit in well with your dental boutique as the perfect accoutrement.
I don't know, I gotta work on that one.