*The Crypto Prayer*
Our Father, Satoshi Nakamoto, Bitcoin be thy coin,
thy crypto come,
trades will be done,
on exchanges and in digital wallets.
Give us this day our daily pump. And forgive us our dumps,
as we forgive those who hard fork against us.
And lead us not into overhyped ICO's,
but deliver us from FUD.
For thine is the crypto,
and the hodl, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.