Ahoy hoy! Thank you! I'm also glad to see you! I love you too!
Hello humanz!
You're probably wondering who I am?
I'm Cryply. Fucking groovy Mr. Cryply. Immodestly?
Hehe! Why should I be modest, I'm the herald and messenger of a new wonderful cryptoworld.
If you follow me, I'll reveal to you miracles and opportunities that you never dreamed of.
Want your own island? Take it!
Or maybe you want this car? Oooh, it's a lambo! And you will have this.
Or maybe you like cryptowhores... or god forbid, cryptogays. I'll give you everything!
And I'll give you it all at no cost! For free!
And relax humanoid.
I don't need for it your soul or even your money.
I myself money! Haha.
I'm the Messiah! I bring freedom and equality of opportunity for everyone.
My God is CryptoJesus, and I'm his apostle! Crypto-Hallelujah! Whew!
In short, I bring knowledge, and you're like a aroused minx, will catch every drop which I will squeeze out on you.
Hehe. Sounds obscene... and that's good!
I'm your guide, who will make clear and then put in your head the meaning of complex and confusing tricky words such as blockchain-bitcoin tokens-shmokens, X100-X300, ICO-shICO, dumps and pumps, the crypto and the other bullshit.
I will teach you everything. You'll become insanely rich if you put enough diligence and patience.
Over the next 5 years, the world you know will disappear. It's already past. There comes a new digital era, a new wonderful cryptoworld...
And you'll ruler and master in it, if you follow me.
In this world, entire classes of parasites, officials, auditors, bankers, lawyers, notaries, accountants and other century-old leeches on our innocent and pure souls, will be destroyed.
Moshiach is dead, long live CryptoJesus!
Are you with me?
Then subscribe to Mr. Cryply's channel. And wait for my new videos...