you may know me as the youngest Bitcoin millionaire in the world

No.

Or through the satellite I launched with others teenagers as a teenager.

No.

Or through the robotic exo-skeleton I built.

No.

Or through the EdTech startup I launched and sold.

No.

No matter how you found out about me, or are just meeting me for the first time.

LOL
That one?

LMFAO

So credible. Totally.

Who the fuck is that guy? Other than someone who didn't bothered to customize blog post entry to fit Steem community. Does he even know about Steem and this post?

I just saw your web page.
Your service is not even available in a single country.
And your app available for like what? 15% of phones?
That's so ridiculous, so fishy.