GENESIS 1
In the beginning Satoshi Nakamoto created the blockchain and Bitcoin. The blockchain was without form, and the distributed ledger was yet without transactions. And the spirit of Satoshi was beholding the blockchain.
Then Satoshi said, "Let us mine the genesis block", and there was the genesis block. And Satoshi saw the first block, and it was good; and Satoshi divided decentralized transactions from the fiat money system. And Satoshi called the light 'Bitcoin', and the fiat money system he called darkness. So the mining of the genesis block was the first day.
Then Satoshi said to the people on earth, "Fill the Bitcoin blockchain with transactions, be fruitfull and multiply this blockchain and let the earth be full of cryptocurrencies."
GENESIS 2
And Satoshi said, "See, I have given you every cryptocurrency that yields profit. It shall be a blessing for every human being on earth. It shall bear fruit and you shall eat thereof. I have given every cryptocurrency for your profit"; and it was so.
Then Satoshi saw everything that He had made, and indeed it was very good.
Then Satoshi commanded humanity, saying, "I have made Bitcoin to bless you. You may freely use Bitcoin to buy altcoins or invest in ICOs; but you may never sell Bitcoin for fiat money, for in the day that you sell your Bitcoin for fiat money the markets will surely crash." And so Satoshi commanded humanity to HODL.
GENESIS 3
Now the banks and the mainstream media were more cunning than most people on earth and they began to spread FUD by saying, "Bitcoin is a bubble. Has Satoshi indeed said, 'You shall not sell your Bitcoin for fiat money'?"
So when people saw the profit they had made in fiat money and that the fiat money was pleasant to their eyes, they began to sell their Bitcoin. They also told their friends and relatives to sell their cryptocurrencies, and they did. Then the eyes of the people were opened, and they saw that the markets had crashed; and they knew they had made huge losses.