Warning! Hive account@jerrybanfield escaped our secret underground government lab in area 51 where we were trying to build a quantum computer brain.

Apparently he hacked his way out in seconds and no prison can hold him!

If you see him do not approach him. Do not believe any of his wild conspiracy theories or feed him after midnight.

P.S. There is nothing to see here!

P.P.S. If your reading this we know where you live.

P.P.P.S. You might want to clear your browser history before we send the aliens to get you!