Bonjour mon friendos, it's me Crypto Beak!
Kucoin is going to the motherfucking moon right now!
For those jizzwizards amongst you who do not know, Ku is a new exchange and they pay everyone who holds their coin a percentage of their profits EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. They have been running for a couple of weeks now and noone took too much notice because they were not listed on coinmarketcap, the place that every fucker in crypto goes to find out how much volume each exchange is clearing each day. Today they got listed, and guess what... THEY ARE ALREADY TAKING $5M IN VOLUME PER DAY AND ARE RANKED AS THE 43RD BIGGEST CRYPTO EXCHANGE IN THE WORLD ALREADY!
Now I know half you mental cases are already FOMOing your brains out so sign up here and buy some fucking ku https://www.kucoin.com/#/signup?r=E3Lqd9
For those of you who have not immediately FOMO'd over to the exchange, good job, you might make it.
Obviously this has started the coin mooning, but there is still time to get in, because on the 28th of this month they will be listing NEO pairs, being the first big exchange to give users the opportunity to trade in shitcoins via neo, rather than the usual btc or eth pairings.
Also on the 28th they will be the first, and only, exchange to list Red Pulse, the very highly anticipated Chinese shitcoin and you can believe every cryptogremlin and their stupid, ugly mother is going to be piling into ku to buy this shit. This means one thing for Ku, MOTHERFUCKING MOON TIME BITCHES.
I'm buying the shit out of ku right now, and you should be too. Use my referral link to sign up and let the beak daddy dip his gigantic beak https://www.kucoin.com/#/signup?r=E3Lqd9
CryptoBeak outtie!