THANK YOU MOLOCH!!!!
My nano ledger s has fucking finally arrived after about a billion days waiting, and now I don't have to constantly wake up in cold sweats that some fucking internetgypsy and nicked all my shitcoins! THANKKKKKKYOUUUUU MOLOCHHHHHH!
If you are scared of some random horrible shitlords robbing all your crypto then I highly recommend you buy this shit. It basically stops anyone from putting some keyloggers or some other fucking scriptkiddy bullshit on your laptop and then stealing all your stuff, they would actually need to have physical access to your ledger, and your pin, which obviously every one of you legends would defend with your life.
When it arrived it looked a bit like this:
Then I unwrapped the little bitch and it looked like this:
No, your eyes are not deceiving you, it is small as fuck.
I assumed setting it up was going to be a pain in my gigantic cock, but it was actually pretty simple. You basically connect the little shit to your computer, create a pin code and then it gives you 24 words that you need to copy down/memorise/tattoo on your dick that act like a private key for the device.
PRO TIP: Write them down, then before you send any coins to your nano thing, make sure you can recover the nano with your recovery phrase, because if you are a total fucking plonker you might have written a word down in some spastic scrawl and not be able to read it back and it could be a total fucking disaster.
I used myetherwallet to transfer my ethereum based shit coins that I want to keep in cold storage onto this shiny fucker, it was pretty easy, although I am a world beating genius, but I suspect most of you mongs would be able to do it too. Bada bing, bada boom my shitcoins are safe and I can sleep easy.
If you want a small piece of security in a scary, scary world then click the link below and buy one of these fucks and let the big boy dip his beak in some affiliate monies:
Buy one of those nano things and check back tomorrow for my shitcoin of the week. As a reward for being steemitbros I can tell you early that it is going to be the real.markets ICO, investing in property and getting ethereum returns, and I have a tasty little secret beak strategy for you fuckers. Check out the whitepaper and I will speak to you handsome little devils tomorrow!
Crypto Beak outtie!