I have watched so many people created riches out of thin air with ICOs so I thought that that I should have a go.
Behold - the birth of Ripoffium! Feel free to check out the website!
Here are some extracts from the White Paper. Actually, to be honest, the paper is probably a little grey unless caught in a favourable light.
"The purpose of Ripoffium is to make me money. It is an ERC20 coin (I think). Anyway, I saw something on Youtube about how easy it was to make your own coin and I followed the steps, more or less. I have roughly a gazillion coins (give or take a flipillion). If I can find enough mugs investors to buy them I will be loaded.
Ripoffium may have some real value. Anyway, that is just about as likely as with most of the coins out there. Other ICOs appear to tokenise everything from fresh air to their grandmas. So, I thought, why not start a token based on my greed? If loads of people are stupid enough to throw their money down the pan invest, and in the unlikely event that they find someone to take them for goods, they have just about as much value as anything else.
So, feel free to send me you hard earned Bitcoins. In exchange, I may eventually get around to sending you some Ripoffium but, then again … It probably depends on whether I can find another video on Youtube that will tell me how to do it. Coming to think about it, it all sounds like a lot of hassle. If you don’t receive any coins, try to think of that as a bonus. I will have saved you the effort of transferring them and keeping them in a wallet thingy. Therefore, the more Bitcoin you send the more effort you save! As the scam ICO progresses you will save so much effort you won’t even need to get out of bed.
The team behind Ripoffium has many year’s unrivalled experience in being greedy. In fact, the team is so greedy, it is just me. Why would I want to let anyone else in when I can just keep everything? Already you can see the power of greed in action! As for me, do you think that I am going to tell you who I am? You might just come after me with a big stick. Who could blame you?!"