Today we present to you the premier service for spending your well-hodled cryptos- EthChoma. The EthChoma catalogue gives you access to every mind-altering substance that your heart desires. We've got powders, pharmas, acids and organics. And at the best prices too. That's the benefit of having good supply.
In fact, we're so confident of our supply that we're certain that we can deliver goods to your hands anywhere in Nairobi and that means slums, the 'burbs or your mama's house. Simply choose courier or pigeon for your delivery option. Offer does not include deliveries to police stations or snake parks.
Payment is restricted to privacy-centered cryptos. That means payments in Dash (Darksend), Monero, PIVX or Zcash. We're still going to put a BTC option because we know that some of you idiots won't read this so thanks for the donations.
Send your orders to bitchoma@tormail.com. From there you'll receive a full catalogue of every item available. Respond with your choice {space} and the amount in grams. Our proprietary SuperSmart computer will guide you through the rest of the process. Be sure to encrypt every one of your messages using PGP encryption for an extra layer of protection.
Thank you for making your purchase. We can't guarantee delivery, or that this shit won't make your eyes pop, but buy anyway.
Special Note- Because we at EthChoma love you so much and want to turn you into fellow drug-dealers, we're going to give you the opportunity to be a co-owner of EthChoma by buying in to our UCO (Useless Coin Offering) which will be ongoing forever and ever. No hard cap, no maximum deposit. We have no idea what that will do to the token price but at this point we just want to see what it would be like to see a token burn itself. Each UCO token bought represents a share in 110% of profits distribution which will be paid out in ether to every token-holder's address once every four years. We can't promise that any reputable exchange will ever list our token but thanks to the 0x Protocol, EtherDelta has to.
Don't be a pussy, take the risk.