You can send me a few bitcoin To get rid of it first if you don't know what to do. Just kidding. Im just wondering the same questions... you can ask some friend to open some account in different plateform working with their bank account..and then they transfer you the money. different trading place allow to send a lot more money to your account ( but it depend from which country you are from). Open a few small business in fiscal heaven ( no idea exactly how it works)...and send it from there... it just the first things i have been thinking about.. but im following your post for sure. You can store your coin in different wallet as well. Im a crypto noob so hopefully some crypto master are going to share their experience :)