Your article made me realize that I need to add CryptoKitty representation to my business card, and in my advertising. Here is a rough draft of the new card:

CryptoTaxAdvisor - Enrolled Agent licensed to practice before the IRS. Specializing in the representation of:

Exotic Dancers
Actors
Marijuana Distributors
Twinks
Hodlers
Steemits
and
Cryptokitties

This is going to be my year!