Thoughts of a cat watching her human during the morning "toilette"...
1.. poor thing, no wonder she only had two children...
2.. she keeps changing her fur... if she goes missing, how can I tell anyone what she looks like?
3.. yeah, if I was eating that gak that she eats, I would be washing out my mouth also...
4.. poor thing, her tongue must not work properly, she has to get into that water (shudder) to clean herself... but she still smells funny... I'll clean her up later...
5.. she needs to stop putting that noisy thing in her mouth... look what it has done to her teeth, they are all flat... never catch any tasty critters with those teeth... NOT to mention her nails which hang out ALL the time and are not at all sharp!