Sarma is life.
We are a lesser known, small Slavic country that nobody pays attention to.
This terrifyingly true. Often confused with Slovakia, which by the way pisses us off very much. We became a small independent country in 1991 for the world to point it's finger at and laugh, luckily they can't quite pinpoint us on the map and laugh at #Slovakia instead.
At one point in history we called the Americans stupid and they wanted to attack us, however they couldn't find us and attacked #Serbia instead and later proceeded to attack Afghanistan. That's how small and unnoticable we are. Lucky us!
They say we can't really listen to loud music or it will cause an international incident and it wouldn't be far from the truth.
Latley though we got some notice from the world, when Melanija Trump became the first lady of the USA and are tryin to mooch as much money out of her as physically possible. We are small but proud! Don't fuck with us.
When in doubt, eat some sauerkraut and never fear, sarma is here. Life.
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