Today I'm going to teach you how to swear in Indonesian language.
It's really fun but I don't recommend using these words towards Indonesians or else you might get an ass kick.
We, Indonesian, basically are fun loving and friendly people. But once we're offended you'll have to face the music.
Anyway let's go back to our main topic.
If you're reading this post with your children. You should probably make your children leave the room.
If you're reading with your parents. You should probably wait until they leave before you continue reading.
This is going to get a little nasty. It's going to be dirty, dirty, dirty...
Potty mouth
Alright here you go:
1 Anjing = you're a dog! (commonnly used)
2 Tai = you're a poop
3 Tai kucing = you're a cat poop
4 Brengsek = jerk
5 Ngentot = f * ck head
6 Babi = you pig (commony used)
7 Monyet = you're a monkey
8 Bangsat = you scoundrel
9 Setan = you're the devil
10 Bajingan = you bastard
11 Banci = you queer
12 Memek = you're a vagina
13 Peler = you're a penis
14 So tau = genius
15 Basi = you're rotten
16 Anjrit = Sh * t
17 Kampret = Damn
18 Kontol = PENIS!
19 Sompret = DAMN!
20 Goblok = Stupid
21 Bego = Stupid
22 Bodoh = Stupid
23 Tolol = Stupid
24 Dodol = Stupid
I bet you weren't expecting that for me, were you? Well, just remember they can be fun when you're practicing at home.
But they're not that fun when you start saying that stuff to people.
You have to be very close friends before you can use these words with them.
I am NOT taking any responsibility for what you do with this knowledge.
I hope you feel more Indonesian already.
Bye bye