Greetings, Cannabis lovers!
I've special treat for you today!
LYMMERIK'S LIMERICK CONTEST # 420!
I've upvoted and resteemed all that I've seen! (This rhyming is getting to me! 😆)
And below I've picked a few of my favorites to share (in no particular order). Enjoy a few giggles and be sure to click through to their posts (their poem title) and give them some love if you enjoyed it! You can find all entries in the comment section of
Stay tuned for tomorrow's Weekly Cannabis Curation Newsletter to see what's been going on!
On to the show!
I smoke and I dab and I vape
While patrolling the streets in a cape;
I feel super strong
With my crime-fighting bong,
From my smoke there can be no escape.
For liquor I haven't a need,
To pills I shall never concede.
I'd rather be high
Til the day that I die;
My favorite thing is a weed.
I thought about writing a rhyme
about tokin' and then doin' time,
but I lit up this J
and my thoughts went astray -
so I ate the remains of my crime.
Fancy
By
In a feather boa I sat
as poised as an aristocrat.
One hit off the bong,
it didn't take long
to slip out my chair and fall flat!
Marijuana: That Damn Plant!
By 
God created a health-giving weed
that makes Pfizer and Merck profits bleed!
The've tried hard to smash it
with their DEA hatchet,
But the damn thing keeps going to seed!
Necessity is the Mother of Invention
By
I had a steamroller of glass
which broke when I fell on my ass
but that is okay
a can saved the day
a dispose-a-bowl made up real fast.
Busted
By
Back when I was a teen
My friends and I used to smoke green
But I was caught by the cops
'Round the back of some shops
And now my police record ain't clean!
As a man, he had made it a point:
only dry lips could toke on his joint.
But she gave back the shit
somewhat moistened with spit.
If she's cute, she's allowed to anoint.
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We want you!
Let's grow together!
Curate, UpVote & ReSteem!
