When looking at my birth certificate I came across a shocking discovery.
No I did have a dad, no I was not adopted, no I was not left on a doorstep by some poor lady who wanted better for her child.
When it came to fathers Occupation I thought this must be the most unique Occupation anywhere, most kids there dads would be a doctor or lawyer, even a painter or singer but to my sheer horror my father Occupation was shocking, I was so embarrassed I could not tell people.
I made excuses up like I come from a one parent family, or my dad died during the war but I knew it would come out one day, now for the moment guess what my dad could have done for a living, no concentrate think hard.
No my dad was not a grave digger, no not a serial killer, no not a spy in the James Bond mode, well have you guessed yet.
My Dads Occupation now wait for it.
He was a Wood Measurer
What is a wood measurer I was so shocked, can you imagine if someone ask you what does your dad do.
So what I am looking for is can you get a worse occupation than that, go beat that.