My hoomans are going out today, so I get to stay with my nanny and grandad and my favourite hooman, the little one they call, "Evie".
I wonder how many toes I can bite today, they don't seem to like it much but I find it hilarious.
Oh, by the way, the hoomans have created something called an "Instagram" for me. It's at https://www.instagram.com/mallory_st_bernard/
Laters hoomans...
Mallory
