I don’t have the slightest idea what I’m doing here. I’ve been asleep since, eh, 1300 AD? I guess? Once the whole “Jesus” thing took hold, everyone forgot about me.
Valhalla is lonely this time of year, and I’m tired of seeing the same faces daily. Battles on earth are now relegated to social media, and I simple can’t justify a seat at my table for someone who won a Twitter argument. Not enough blood, I guess. I don’t know.
Anyway, here’s a selfie because that’s what people do these days, right? Is that a thing?
Well, I suppose I’m going to drink.