Brace yourself Steem blockchain and prepare for impact. I hope you are all adequately hydrated. If you feel symptoms of heat sickness whilst looking at this picture, an ice bath is recommended to immediately cool body temperature. I will be over with the ice bucket shortly ;)
I am writing this post on the Partiko app on my cell phone; this is a requirement if you want to fit your banana in 
I welcomed the hell out of these awesome new users from the #introduceyourself tag today and I am pretty sure I didn't scare anybody away :)
Love you all - Carl