God damn. It has been a hot minute since I've been actually around on the social crypto scene. Feels pretty nice to be back! I'm sure maybe one of you have been wondering where I've been, and even then that's probably a gross overestimation. Well, the simple answer is that I've been sitting in a bathtub filled with mustard and cat food in a coma from several midgets striking my head. But, I reckon you guys aren't here for the short answer, so I may as well actually waste your time and talk about my dumb ass problems for a bit. Enjoy!
The long answer is that I had several things come in IRL that put me in a very difficult position mentally as well as financially. I was getting pretty depressed and found myself having a hard time even wanting to get out of bed to do, well, literally anything. I'm not gonna talk about it too much because who gives a fuck about sob stories really. We all deal with dark, nasty shit and there's no reason for me to complain to you all about how life is. I also had a bit of burnout happening from trying to force myself to post more regularly than I wanted to, which wasn't helping. And, on top of all of that, my laptop died and I've had to wait several weeks to repair it. Thankfully I was able to get some stuff for free and make it into a frankenlaptop. Fingers crossed that it at least lasts me a few months!
Obviously I've been away for awhile, so I probably have a decent amount of stuff to catch up on via my feeds/twitter/discord/etc, so if any of you have any posts you'd like to share that you think I need to see, feel free to drop them in the comments! Or, just say hi so I can try to catch up with some of you guys, as I'm curious how you all are doing since it's been pretty much 2 months or so since I've really gotten to talk to anyone from here. Or, you could all just be a bunch of tennis beta cucks. That's fine too, you tennis elbow having bunch of bitches.
If you're wondering how I have been lately and if anything has gotten better, well, not really but kind of. Up until about 2 days ago I was feeling more optimistic and slightly happier, but then one of my cum guzzling piece of shit neighbors decided to hit and run my fiancee and I's vehicle in the middle of the night. They even had the balls to take a fucking sanding sponge to our car to try and remove the paint from where the popped out and cracked out bumper. Left it next to our tire like a fucking idiot, by the way, go figure. So, currently I'm just kinda on a witch hunt for who did this so we can bring it up with the police. We have insurance, but go figure our deductible is several hundred dollars so repairs aren't looking to likely to the car right now. Here's a picture for those of you curious.
Hopefully things will get better here soon. At the very least, I'm going to try and be more consistent with being active and posting on here like I used to be in the good old days. I'd like to get back to making silly videos and sharing them with you guys, as well as doing more reviews and opening up cool shit whenever I can actually afford it to share it with you guys. I really still wanted to get the equipment to do IRL videos where I open up cards/toys/random bullshit and act like an ape on camera to entertain you guys, but I'll have to put that on hold or run a gofundme scam I guess. That's still the thing kids do these days, right?
Oh, one fun fact before I sign off from this post. Apparently while I was dealing with my mental illness problems and my laptop was dealing with the rare form of super aids it contracted, I hit my 2 year mark of being a part of Steemit. So, that's kinda cool, I guess? Anyways, hope you guys are all doing well and that everyone has been grinding along while I've been gone. Looking forward to being back and being able to be a stupid cunt with everyone again! Until next time, which is whenever this god damn gimp decides to unchain my from the dungeon take care you bunch of filthy whorebutts!
