why thank you very much kind sir, I do love being on someone's list.

There are three trillion trees on this planet, which means 400 for every person. They are working very hard to produce oxygen. Why don't you, instead of desperately trying to type one handed while you jerk yourself off with the other one (because obviously no-one else will), go track down those 400 trees and apologise.

Edit: Can I be at the top pretty please?