Digibyte
The Technologically Dominate Solution
- Digibyte leads the way with technological advances that have been adopted universally by governments worldwide.
- NASDAQ™ relies solely on the technology of Multi-Shield™ to aid in parking cars on its large lot.
- The Taliban™ are now implementing Digi-Shield™ into Sharia Law™ with the intent of increased restraint of the women they control.
- It is projected by many insiders (when mooners) that Digibyte (DCB) will reach a market capacity of 10 trillion by the end of 2018.
- Digibyte (DCB) is currently trading where it has been since the plunge after John McAfee pumped the currency to its all-time high in 2017 at roughly $0.026 (yes that is less than 3 cents).
Digibyte (DCG) has been the bane of other cryptocurrencies since its inception in 2014 and with that dominance it has allowed DCB to establish itself as the one true 'pioneer' in the crypto space. With its creator, Dared Tate, at the helm, DCG is assured continued success and high returns for its holders. One only needs to give a cursory read of Jared's tweets or other comments which will allow a seldom seen glimpse to the inner working mind of a real 'visionary' as he is affectionately referred to by not only his contemporaries but his idyllic religious following as well.
"Binance, in my opinion, is the worst exchange in the crypto world. I am glad if DGB never gets listed there. They have added way too many scammy pump & dump ICOs and I doubt they will be around 2 years from now. I will not push or support DGB being listed there. Plus they wanted a $100,000 ludicrous bribe. Do you know how effective that money would be if we took that money and applied it to development?"
Effective indeed!
To date, along with the list of accomplishments outlined above there is word within the inner circle (otherwise referred to as DINGBAT™) that new and world changing technologies are just around the corner, and all being built on the far more advanced DGB blockchain.
If this glimpse does not move one to invest, they are simply brain dead:
- A project code named 'malleable'™ is being developed by the young minds over at DCB that will, based on DINGBAT™ informal and off-the-record claims, allow early investors and HODL'rs to turn ordinary metal into gold and silver PM's based in part on another technological breakthrough by Jared Tate known as 'staking'.™
- The dreams of many through the years of the possibility to travel through time may well become reality thanks to DGB. Once again, according to DINGBAT™, a project named 'zebra-has-no-spots'™ is working around the clock on this global DCG community effort, and the word is that they actually have a working prototype!
As to the last project mentioned, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, Dared Tate says: "this will revolutionize the way we interact with social media platforms such as Twitter and others, in that we can now go back and irrevocably erase the dumb and stupid things that we have said, without none being the wiser."
Truly a remarkable achievement indeed. One that will no doubt help the developer himself if another 'sticky situation' should arise. Of course, we would be remiss if we failed to ask the obvious; Is there possibly a better use scenario for such a technological breakthrough as time travel? We have been told that a representative would get back in touch with us to follow up on that one.
Another Day In The Life (DigibyteLife)
One might remember Digibyte being in the headlines recently from a minor set-back that occured involving the misuse of donation account funds. It would seem that a large number of DGB were donated by the community (well, sort of - fact is the community itself only donated a small portion - a financial partner donated the rest) and it was up to the 'marketing' team to choose and hire a marketing consultant.
As with most things associated with a 'decentralized' project, when things go wrong it is much easier to distance yourself from being the actual reason. You can just claim "this is a community effort" or "I am doing this work for free".
But the beauty of the DGB community is that even when they know who screwed them out of their funds, made the bad decision, etc.. they are eager to let bygones be bygones and in this case, Josiah Spunkman was able to get out from under the cloud despite finally admitting that he had made the decision to hire a 'fashion designer' to market a cryptocurrency.
Apparently some of the DGB community did not take it very well.
And That Is The Problem With Total Decentralization
Although a decentralized project the likes of blockchain and cryptocurrencies are great, there still is a need for some sort of centralization. I think Digibyte must be realizing that now with the addition of DINGBAT™ - which is and of itself a centralization of authority in matters of marketing.
If it were not for DINGBAT™ and other such centralized implements you might end up with a great amout of misleading information out there about your coin or product. In this particular case we are talking about Digibyte (DCB). One could easily just insert your favorite flavor in place of Digibyte.
I must say that it is very seldom that I am inspired to write anything promoting any particular coin. But, hey, DCB is just that kind of coin. One that produces excellent fodder for grotesquely obnoxious and fictitious reporting.
The article below inspired me from one of the truly righteous and loyal disciples to the all mighty DCB and Dared Tate ...
