BREAKING NEWS

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A DONUT YOGA INSTRUCTOR DRIVING A STOLEN RAINBOW SPRINKLED LAMBORGHINI, SUSPECT IS BELIEVED TO BE POSSIBLY HIGH, ARMED AND DANGEROUS

Sally: Hi Tom last night in a quiet neighborhood violence broke out, yoga instructor Mr Donut shot and killed a known Trump supporter Ms Cream Filled next door. Culinary investigators are bringing in world renown pastry homicide detective Pillsbury Doughboy to lead the culinary force in the search for run away Mr Donut. Back to you Tom.

Tom: ( O _ O) ....