I have a dog that likes to eat tissue paper. He's worse than my kids at wasting the stuff. What makes it even worse is the mouth noises he makes as he eats it.
I threw the half chewed tissues in the fire.
thank goodness for fire.
A parodied limerick in the spirit of John Clarke about the tissue eating dog:
I have a dog named finnegan
he ate a tissue, damn finnegan
his mouth made a noise, loud finnegan
and I lost my poise at finnegan
and threw it in the fire because of finnegan
(brought to you by 15 minutes on wikipedia under Limerick.)