Hi Dog. I heard that you were pretty into food, like hot dogs and any kind of meat so I went and upvoted all of your posts at 100% so that you can hopefully afford about 500 pounds of any meat that your dog-heart desires. Maybe you can get some bologna? Potted meat? Hamburger meat? 20 foot long ropes of hot dogs? Who knows? The meat world is YOURS!!!

May your dog body eat tons of delicious meat and poop it all in your yard for your mom to bask in the glory of.