Squirrel meanass? Whut youmean? Is doggo that always cause problemz. Always with the borking! Always with the chasingthing.
Also, while we atit, why youpeeonmyhouse? Do I comeround and vindalize your stuff? MurphyNo indeed.
You are right to fearthetreejan-horse technique though, we have used it before. We shall use again. Fear us little doggo.
You and your silly legs, no climbing the tree. We laugh at your lack of height. We are taller than all little woofers. Fear our tail, for it is mighty!
As for nutz, I knows you stoled them. I buried them safe, but when I go look, they isgone. I willcatch you and youshall suffer. Many squeaks become roar.
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