I frequently have occasion to pass by my mobile vets home and say "hello" to all their critters. At last count they have 8 dogs, 3 horses and turtles. Yesterday, Puppy the Great Dane was out, so I stopped and was amused by her response. I took some photos of her with my phone and this is how the conversation went...
Hi Puppy. My what big ears you have there.
What did you just say? My ears..
My ears are not BIG, your eyes are bad!
Look at you, you wear glasses 4 eyes!
Where's my cookie today?
Now go away!
