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Working in a market town has its advantages. Fewer chain shops, and more interesting local ones. Skipton hosts a market on Friday’s and I have walked past a stall several times selling unusual dog treats.
My dog has the constitution of a paper bag. Literally anything other than dog treats or certain biscuits’ and next day he’s emptying his bowels over my garden with lovely liquid diarrhoea at best, or moaning all night repeatedly making us jettison him into the garden to do the same.
He is trained enough to not do it in the house at least.
Knowing this, I have been avoiding said market stall and letting my work colleague try these ‘tasty treats’ on his dog first.
After an ‘all clear, no shit’ report I went for it this Friday and bought ‘Shadow’ one of these 'Pizzle Whips' (below).
It’s labelled as ‘Pizzle Whip’, but when enquired about the owner of ‘H.B. Pets’ tells me unceremoniously that this is a Bull’s Foreskin.
Well he can hardly stick a sign on his stall telling us what it really is can he?
The owner was very chatty and explained that all this ‘meat’ and ‘skin’ is natural products and has been dried. He also mentioned that many dogs have an allergy to chicken.
Is this where I have been going wrong?
Bulls Pizzles and Pigs Ears that must be it!
Parting with £1.50 I took the long piece of ‘dried skin’ into the office to see if I could gain a reaction from my co-workers.
One of them lives in Great Yarmouth, so I enquired if he might be willing to transport a foreskin to 
Unfortunately, he wouldn’t even go near the aforementioned long object, never mind touch it after I revealed its true identify. Sorry
The true test was the reaction from Shadow when offered the ‘treat’. He always seems to know that I have something for him and greeted this offering with a sniff.
"Just what the hell have you given me?"
Reluctantly he took it into his mouth and then dropped it to the ground. Not a good start really. Just look at the expression!
After some encouragement he took it again but gave me a lot of stares. If they could only talk, I always say to 
I cut it into 4 pieces and it’s all gone now I can see he’s not over the moon about eating some other animal’s cockskin, but let’s face it, would you be?
Next week it will be Pig's Ears. They do look incredibly tasty right!
UPDATE: Arse disposal report - All good next day, solid shit spotted exiting bum. It's good too see he can eat something a little different without any problems.
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