After the heated announcement this morning when Donald Trump declared that transgender people were not allowed to be in the US armed services, Donald’s one and only – third wife – came out of the closet identifying herself as a Russian Transgender named Boris.
Here is the original announcement from our one and only king and savior – Donald:
Sources tell us that Melania Trump has always felt like a Russian man. If she was born a boy her mother would have named her Boris. She used to spend hours alone in her father’s wardrobe trying on his suites and ties – waltzing around like she was a man.
All her life she would sneak behind her loved ones backs – wearing men’s clothes – and doing men stuff like smoking cigars, drinking beer and grabbing bitches by the pussy.
Then one day she decided to come out of the closet. That day was today – ironically.
Before Melania checked her husband’s Twitter account, she went Facebook live stating how she has always felt like a Russian man. She then proceeded to say how she plans on getting a sex change, changing her nationality to Russian and stating how she wanted to be called Boris from here on out.
Boris Trump. That has a nice ring to it if I don’t say myself. I think Boris will make a fine first Trans Russian man. Vote in the comment section below how this will affect Donald and Boris’ relationship.