1. When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone.
2. When you’ve been pushing and pushing but nothing’s coming out .
3. When you don’t have a comeback so you just mock the other person’s laugh.
4. When you check your bank statement.
5. Me: “I hate drama.” Also me:
6. When the teacher thinks you weren’t listening so they call on you and you get the answer right.
7. When you lie on your resume about being proficient in Excel and then your boss gives you an assignment on Excel.
8. When you pretend to be listening but you’re actually thinking about what you’re gonna eat for dinner.
9. When you check the price tag and it’s expensive AF so you pretend to be thinking about actually buying it.
10. When you’re drunk and you catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror.
