The last few days has been quite a roller coaster for me. Today was a high...because the famous 
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I am having a bit of a dilemma. I have a date with Minnie Bunny but I can't make up my mind on the costume that I should be wearing. I try to picture myself as several characters and I try to imagine myself being that character.
White Spirit
This is probably the laziest and cheapest costume I can find. All I need to do is take my old bedsheet and cut two holes for me to see. Very boring and does not express my individuality. Noone gets scared by an overgrown adult in bedsheet. I need something more adventurous maybe a warewolf killer whale.
Jack-O-Lantern
I was thinking since my character is bubbly, I am like a little pumpkin. All cute, round and stout. I can even fashion a hat for myself out of the top of the pumpkin. But got to find one really large pumpkin. It will be cute, but again, I am already so round and getting a pumpkin will make me rounder and that is not good for my self esteem. My bruh 
Wicked
I will dress like the wicked witch of the west. All green and nasty. I will have a crooked flying broom but Minnie Bunny thinks that my green makeup makes me look like Incredible Hulk with oversized dress. I don't want to be incredible Hulk. That creature is a HE. I need a SHE. Furthermore, in Thor (Ragnarok), Hulk talked too much. I don't like people who talk to much. I like Hulk that SMASH. So, its a no go.
She Devil
When I think of this, I think of 'The Devil Wears Prada'. I feel so slick and fine. I like the small horns and the fake tail that follows me. I also have a trident. I feel so sexy just like Elizabeth Hurley. This one seems to suit me. I am keeping this as one of my shortlist.
Countess Dracula
When I think of Dracula and the cloak, I think of Twilight. Super cool fight scene. But with the cloak, I am not the heroine, I am the baddie. The red eye should be easy. I have some coloured contact lenses that will do the trick. But I must look pale which is tough, because generally, I have rosy cheeks. I blush whenever someone say I am pretty, so its difficult to maintain the vamp look. I got to let it go, but the cloak is super cool.
Death
Death is supposed to be grim, scary and intimidating. I don't know how I can be that. I am like super friendly. If I am supposed to take anyone's life, I may end up with them having a cup of ice cream. Difficult to vision myself in this role. But the scythe is like the best weapon I could ever ask for. I can't help but make Death carry a small cute pumpkin for the treats. That is so wrong. I think this is what you call character assassination. I can't do this to Death. I must be fair to him.
Conclusion
So the only shortlisted costume is She Devil and I guess I will be wearing that. Now I must find a partner...who shall it be?
