Our hero rubs two of the...objects...together, and the friction starts a fire. It spreads slowly as the wood is damp, but soon there's a lot of smoke. So much that it's quickly becoming difficult to breathe. It's obvious the fire is going to take a long while to fully reduce the obstructing wooden dick heap to ashes. The phone battery is now at 25%.
What would you have our hero do next?
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