yes ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, screaming bastards of all ages! that wonderfully dark demented time of the year is once more almost upon us. that time to worry about hockey masked wearing, chainsaw brandishing, flesh eating monsters that seem to lurk around every corner. that time of year that kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers. to even go begging for those sugary treats that may just hold something more dangerous than high fructose corn syrup. when apples very well may cause you to need a doctor. halloween is coming!
hopefully you will never run into this brain damaged clown that goes by the name Splitzy The Clown. the clown who just loves to give you a sidesplitting good time! well a good time for him. not so much a good time for his victims who he loves to split into.
be safe and sweet dreams.