Afternoon Everyone!
I’m glad it’s Saturday! I didn’t get much of a lie in as I had to be up early to pack and travel. I did have loads of dreams last night though. Probably the most dream filled nights sleep I’ve had in a long time. Just a pre warning, this dream is quite a bit rude, so I’ll leave it to your discretion as to whether you read it or not. If you do read it, I hope you like it.
Saturday 17th November 2017
I dreamed I was in my mum and dads living room. It was late at night and I was sat on one of the settees with my friend Jonny. My mum was on the other settee across the room. We were just talking about stuff in general. My mum tried to mouth to me to say how hot Jonny was. He was hot and he knew it. Then suddenly, Jonny stood up and he was wearing nothing but a deep turquoise, shiny, cut out swimsuit. He was dancing around and pulled the crotch part of the swimsuit to one side. You could see everything!!! It was covered in fluff. He proceeded to ’suck himself off’ and then twerked in front of my mum!
Then I was on social media and I saw my friend Joe had updated his status to say I was having an affair with Jonny! He had tagged a picture of Jonny and I and blurred out some of my face. He also put as his status ’What comes around goes around’ and included in the status was an emoji of my lips! I tried to contact him on social media, but all the avenues were blocked! I had no way of contacting him to remove it!
Afterwards I dreamt I was at a basketball game. There was a black man I fancied. We ended up going somewhere and I was giving him ’hand and mouth’ action. Then I looked around for a condom. There were lots of screwed up purple plastic bags that I had to rummage through. Eventually I came across a condom. That was purple too! I put it on him and then we ended up in a swimming pool.
Finally I dreamed I was at a musical festival with my friends Penny, Sarah and Melissa. I have dreamed about being at this festival many times before, but it does’t exist in real life. It was late at night and we were trying to make our way to the front of the stage. As we were walking, a man had a stall and he said we needed something to eat. He gave me a half an apple that was dipped in vinegar. It tasted really nice for something that sounds so wrong! We managed to make our way to the front of the stage. The Prodigy were there. We saw a lady who was working at the event and we asked her if we could put in some requests. She said we could. My friends and I were holding up cardboard banners for the group to see. We had lots of writing on them in neon paint.
There we have it. If you have read my previous posts from this week, you will see my dreams have had a lot of sex in them. I don’t know why I keep dreaming about it! I certainly haven’t eaten any aphrodisiacs. Maybe it’s my hormones! God only knows what my husband will make of this!
If you enjoyed this, why not read my diary.
Dream Diary
November
16/11/17 | 15/11/17 | 14/11/17 | 13/11/17 | 12/11/17 | 11/11/17 | 10/11/17 | 9/11/17 | 8/11/17 | 7/11/17 | 6/11/17 | 5/11/17 | 4/11/17 | 3/11/17 | 2/11/17 | 1/11/17
October
31/10/17 | 30/10/17 | 29/10/17 | 28/10/17 | 27/10/17 | 26/10/17 | 25/10/17 | 24/10/17 | 23/10/17 | 22/10/17 | 21/10/17 | 20/10/17 | 19/10/17 | 18/10/17 | 17/10/17 | 16/10/17 | 15/10/17 | 14/10/17 | 13/10/17 | 12/10/17 | 11/10/17 | 10/10/17 | 9/10/17 | 7/10/17 | 6/10/17 | 5/10/17 | Can't sleep, Wont sleep | 3/10/17 | 2/10/17 | 1/10/17
September
30/9/17 | 29/9/17 | 28/9/17 | 27/9/17 | 26/9/17 | 25/9/17 | 24/9/17 | 22/9/17 | 21/9/17 | 20/9/17 | Recurring Dreams