I'd like to thank God, my mom, my fifth grade teacher, the hunk of cheese I ate last week, assorted toe fungi, giant meteroids for not hitting the earth, ice ages for not occurring during my present incarnation

and everything and everyone for giving me this lovely award, that of being blacklisted. i'm so grateful to have been judged deserving of such an incredible honor. i promise you won't regret it, and i'd like to thank the academy, oh and all the people that don't mind typing in all lowercase in run on sentences you guys are excellent too, and i'm stoked when neutral mechanisms are hypermoralized instead of being actually fixed. we really see the grand vista of humankind's future in their capacity for lucid reason unconstrained by the imbecilic tendency to succumb to the animal passions. namaste!