The wife, known as Mrs Alienbutt bought this cider yesterday although it's one of those poncey ones all the hipsters drink so they call it cidre. So not to be outdone in the Alienbutt household and to show we can do posh and stylish we're drinking it through a straw.
You see Mrs Alienbutt shows how we do posh and stylish.
As for the actual drink, well it tastes like sweet rats piss so won't be getting it again.