This isn't my usual style of spiritually uplifting consciousness expanding Psy. That's because I received a transmission from a version of me in an alternate dimension that plays Dubstep and lives for BASS. The point I was trying to make to myself, is that Bassheads deserve the opportunity to rage to DNA healing 528Hz frequencies just as much as everyone else. Below is the full transmission transcription:

You can either feel like you’re watching robot porn in your mind, or virtually imagine you’re fighting off an alien invasion. Nowhere else in the galaxy can you have the choice of both for ONLY 25 SHMECKELS other than EHYEH from DIMENSION C-137 on this season of PLANET MUSIC (WE DECIDED TO HAVE A COMEBACK SINCE EARTH HAD SUCH GREAT RATINGS ON THE FINALE) on INTERDIMENSIONAL CABLE PART 3 (Even though we nailed it the first AND second time) via crystallized Zanthanite (this may only be 20% accurate).

GET SCHWIFTY.

Everyone has a PLUMBUS in their home.

Still here.

Still selling FAKE DOORS.

Only $100.

THAT’S FAIR.

IT’S ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON.

I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE HAVE IN HERE.

I don't even know what we played here....

Disclaimer: In no way was this intended to reference or give credit to Rick & Morty by Cartoon Network Adult Swim. However, I give complete credit to Rick & Morty by Cartoon Network Adult Swim for the *buurp* uh image on the album cover. And *buurp* this isn't Rick speaking. Carry on.